This is a very serious blog.

Let’s get one thing straight. This is a serious blog.

This blog exists only to convey facts and to represent my journalistic integrity.

There’ll be no joking around here and I must insist that all jokers cease their readership this instant.

If you’re expecting anything but factual, journalistic articles; if you’re expecting to laugh or even to exhale in a way that might suggest amusement, step away from your device now.

Well now that that’s clear and my blog is finally free of chuckling Charlies and people who find humour in the idea of a passionate man devouring the moist nectar of a hot scoop, we can finally get down to business.

People always say to me,

“Ross this blog is very serious and journalistic. Not only do I respect your opinions, but I respect you. I wish I was half the man that you are.”

And I think that really accurately represents the purpose of this blog. For too long, people have not taken seriously the journalistic integrity of the fourth estate and I am here to right this wrong.

I have always been a journalist at heart. Since birth, everyone around me knew that my purpose was to convey the facts.

My parents told me that when I was born, in my first 3 seconds of life, I began reporting on the event of my own birth. I questioned the doctor who delivered me and soon discovered that he was actually a white supremacist. I had my first front page article before I even left the hospital.

At the age of 7 in Ms. Shortall’s Senior Infants, I exposed a deep ring of consistent skipping the líne on the way to big break. It turns out Ciaran, and Daniel were letting Ryan skip them in exchange for Match Attax bribes.

It’s safe to say I was there to expose their plan to the entire class. And had Ryan not also been in that wheelchair, I would have been hailed as a hero instead of “a sociopath” as it was explained to my parents.

In my 2^nd year of college, I discovered that one of my lecturers had a series of overdue library books from the college library. Being a man of moral integrity and an officer of justice, I did what any citizen would do and called in a bomb threat on his house. This combined with the explosives I planted in his office gave me a great article in the college newspaper the next day.

Today I am a serious journalist and I demand to be treated as such.

In this blog I will discuss the issues that really matter.

Article by article, I will break down the hypocrisy of modern society and establish myself as the benchmark for nobility in journalism.

This will involve exposing any man, woman or child that gets between me and the truth.

Enjoy! And God bless!