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In an unexpected turn of events for all of humankind, the famously ‘generous’ mystical entity known as Santa Claus has issued an unexpected invoice for the past 500 years of his gifts to humanity. At 9 AM this morning, the invoice was received by the United Nations for the amount of 976 Quadrillion euro forContinue reading “BREAKING: Santa Claus Issues Unexpected Invoice for Past 500 Years of Gifts”